So get this, I stormed Area 51. No, I didn't go to the weird concert in the dessert or stand in front of the Area 51 gates with those losers who claimed they were going to "storm". I actually stormed right in. All black head to toe and I got in! I think the guards were distracted by the aforementioned losers which luckily gave me an in. When I got there this is what I saw. The colors are even pretty accurate. I knew that the world may or may not believe me, but I had to make a glass heady pipe so that I would always remember that night. Now you can own a piece of Area 51. Tell no one.